Man, I hate those days.
*The parking deck story cracks me up. Upon leaving the deck, I noticed several cars in the 'monthly pass' line, and since I am not a monthly pass holder, I chose the left exit lane. I got up further up and saw that a car was trying to get over from the monthly lane (which was closed)to my lane and was attempting to wedge her way in front of me. I could not see what was going on in her car because of her window tint, but it got the security guard's attention. He came over and she rolled the window down, and started mouthing off about how I thought I could come out of nowhere and cut in front of her while she had been waiting to exit. The security guard calmly replied, "Ma'am, YOU got into the wrong lane. You didn't pay attention. She's in the right lane." The woman babbled something incoherent before flooring it to take advantage of the gap that opened up in front of me. The security guard just laughed and shook his head.